My completely wrong NFL Mock Draft + Prop Bets

Here I sit in the midst of the busiest week of the year academically, where there is absolutely zero reason to be making a mock draft just to get 6/32 picks correct, if I’m lucky, but here we go. This is a draft where no trade is out of the question. In what is the deepest quarterback draft class since 2017 (yes Trubisky was a good pick I don’t care), every team who has a question mark at QB is trying to get “their guy”. Hell, we have head coaches saying they don’t even know if their current starting quarterback will be alive on Sunday, let alone on the roster three months from now (thanks Kyle Shanahan). Also, we have executives calling the one-year wonder from Alabama, who has a DUI, the “smartest and safest” quarterback outside of T-Law and Wilson, though Fields and Lance had (combined) offers from Harvard, Yale, and Cornell. But yep, Jones is a rocket scientist all of a sudden thanks to two top three receivers, an outstanding offensive line, and the #1 running back… I’m sure that won’t backfire. Whatever, all things aside here’s how I see Thursday going down, regardless of whether I agree with it or not. None of this will work out but hey, that’s the beauty of it all. As usual, there are some prop bets sure to win you some money thrown in the end. Let’s go:

1. Jacksonville Jaguars: Trevor Lawrence, QB, Clemson

2. New York Jets: Zach Wilson, QB, BYU

3. San Francisco 49ers (Packers Trade potentially): Mac Jones, QB, Alabama

4. Atlanta Falcons: Kyle Pitts, TE, Florida

5. Cincinnati Bengals: Ja’Marr Chase, WR, LSU

6. Miami Dolphins: Jaylen Waddle, WR, Alabama

7. Detroit Lions à Trade to NE Patriots: Justin Fields, QB, Ohio State

8. Carolina Panthers: Penei Sewell, OL, Oregon

9. Denver Broncos: Trey Lance, QB, NDSU

10. Dallas Cowboys: Patrick Surtain, CB, Alabama

11. New York Giants: Devonta Smith, WR, Alabama

12. Philadelphia Eagles: Jaycee Horn, CB, South Carolina

13. Los Angeles Chargers: Rashawn Slater, OL, Northwestern

14. Minnesota Vikings: Christian Darrisaw, OL, Virginia Tech

15. New England Patriots à Detroit Lions: Micah Parsons, LB, Penn State (steal of the draft)

16. Arizona Cardinals: Caleb Farley, CB, Virginia Tech

17. Las Vegas Raiders: Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah, LB, Notre Dame

18. Miami Dolphins: Kwity Paye, EDGE, Michigan

19. Washington Football Team: Alijah Vera-Tucker, OL, USC

20. Chicago Bears: Rashod Bateman, WR, Minnesota

21. Indianapolis Colts: Teven Jenkins, OL, Oklahoma State

22. Tennessee Titans: Greg Newsome II, CB, Northwestern

23. New York Jets: Liam Eichenberg, OL, Notre Dame

24. Pittsburgh Steelers: Najee Harris, RB, Alabama

25. Jacksonville Jaguars: Elijah Moore, WR, Ole Miss

26. Cleveland Browns: Jamin Davis, LB, Kentucky

27. Baltimore Ravens: Rondale Moore, WR, Purdue (another steal)

28. New Orleans Saints: Zaven Collins, LB, Tulsa

29. Green Bay Packers: Kadarius Toney, WR, Florida

30. Buffalo Bills: Tyson Campbell, CB, Georgia

31. Baltimore Ravens: Jaelan Phillips, DE, Miami

32. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Christian Barmore, DL, Alabama

Prop Bets:

Jaycee Horn under 12.5 (-180)

Patrick Surtain under 10.5 (-130)

Trey Lance over 6.5 (+175)

Defensive players drafted in the 1st under 13.5 (-145)

Offensive players drafted in the 1st round over 18.5 (-120)

Big 10 players drafted in the first round over 6.5 (+100)

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